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8 Best Monster Dildos To Satisfy The Fantasy Size Queens

Do normal dildos not excite you and you found yourself drifting and imagining what it feels like to be penetrated by monsters such as werewolves, seahorses, or centaurs? In your fantasy, these monsters are not just normal size, but huge bulky monsters with penises that will make you doubt the ability of your holes.

You’re in luck. These are the best huge monster dildos that will make your holes clench in anticipation as you await their delivery to your hands.


Top 8 huge monster dildos summary

if you need huge monster dildos in your life like you need air, look no further:

PRODUCT

INSERTABLE LENGTH

PRICE

The Incredible Bulge Dildo

7.4 inches

Tim the Werewolf Dildo XXL

13.5 inches

Seahorse Dildo XXXL

14 inches

Centaur XXL

14.75 inches

Patrick the Ogre Dildo XXL

15 inches

Stallion Horse Dildo 

16 inches

Organdur the Sex Demon XXXL

17 inches

Tentacle Dildo

22.5 inches


YGP top 8 huge monster dildos in 2022

7.4 inches – The Incredible Bulge Dildo

The Incredible Bulge Dildo

Features

  • Total Length: 8.7 inches
  • Insertable Length: 7.4 inches
  • Circumference (Girth): 7 inches
  • Material: Silicone

Pros

  • Comes with 10 years guarantee
  • 2 colors to choose from

Cons

  • Does not come with a suction cup base

If you have been wondering how big The Incredible Hulk’s penis is, think no further. The Incredible Bulge Dildo is a fantasy toy that is designed to answer that question. Who knows that it is that puny (as compared to the rest on the list)?

The color of the dildo is very close to the color of The Incredible Hulk, which makes it easier for you to imagine that it is The Incredible Hulk penetrating you when you use the toy.


13.5 inches – Tim the Werewolf Dildo XXL

Tim the Werewolf Dildo XXL

Features

  • Total Length: 17 inches
  • Insertable Length: 13.5 inches
  • Circumference (Girth): 12 inches
  • Material: Silicone

Pros

  • Able to select sizes
  • Able to customize colors
  • Firmness is different down the shaft

Cons

  • Does not come with a suction cup base
  • Cannot stand upright on its own

The color of Tim the Werewolf Dildo XXL is vibrant and beautiful, which fits in line with the werewolf penis fantasy. It has a huge veiny knot at the middle-end of the shaft, which will keep you really satisfied once you managed to get it in.

inversely, once you get the knot in, you may find it harder to use it as a dildo as it would be harder to pump it in and out of your hole with the bulging knot.


14 inches – Seahorse Dildo XXXL

Seahorse Dildo XXXL

Features

  • Total Length: 17 inches
  • Insertable Length: 14 inches
  • Circumference (Girth): 15 inches
  • Material: Silicone

Pros

  • Can add on Vac-U-Hole
  • Able to select sizes, colors, and firmness

Cons

  • Hard to grip due to thick girth

Seahorse Dildo XXXL is one of the thickest dildos on the list, coming at a huge 15 inches of girth. You may not even be able to grip around it with one hand. Honestly, with the girth, it would be a wonder if you can get it halfway in.

It comes with detailed bumps, ridges, and humps on the surface, which will make the experience all the more sensual as it drags across the walls of your hole.


14.75 inches – Centaur XXL

Centaur XXL

Features

  • Total Length: 15.75 inches
  • Insertable Length: 14.75 inches
  • Circumference (Girth): 12.75 inches
  • Material: Silicone

Pros

  • Can add on Vac-U-Hole
  • Able to select sizes, colors, and firmness

Cons

What kind of penis does a centaur have? Will it be a horse penis, a human penis, or a mixture of both? Think no further. Centaur XXL solves the question for us. This toy plays into the fantasy of riding a centaur to the sunset.

Centaur XXL has a relatively uniform girth down the shaft till it reaches the preputial ring. This is a pretty huge difference of 2 inches upon hitting the preputial ring, so do practice a lot before attempting to get the entire thing in.


15 inches – Patrick the Ogre Dildo XXL

Patrick the Ogre Dildo XXL

Features

  • Total Length: 17 inches
  • Insertable Length: 15 inches
  • Circumference (Girth): 13.5 inches
  • Material: Silicone

Pros

  • Able to select sizes and firmness
  • Huge testicles

Cons

  • Rough texture due to replication of Ogre skin

Patrick the Ogre Dildo XXL has huge balls, which is fitting for an Ogre. If you are into fondling and squeezing the testicles, this is definitely the right toy for you.

The dildo comes with blisters on the surface, to fit the story that Orge skin is rough and calloused. You may feel tiny bumps rubbing against your walls as you insert it into your hole.


16 inches – Stallion Horse Dildo 

Stallion Horse Dildo 

Features

  • Total Length: 18.5 inches
  • Insertable Length: 16 inches
  • Circumference (Girth): 7.25 inches
  • Material: Silicone

Pros

  • Flexible to reach the happy buttons easily
  • Easy to grip

Cons

  • Too heavy to hold for long

Stallion Horse Dildo is one of the thinnest dildos on this list, which might make it easier for you to take them up to your hole as you would not need to stretch your holes as much. The shaft of this toy is relatively smooth, which makes sliding the toy easier.

However, Stallion Horse Dildo is almost 2kg, which makes it hard to hold for long. It is better used with a suction cup or a strap-on to reduce the exertion on your hands.


17 inches – Organdur the Sex Demon XXXL

Organdur the Sex Demon XXXL

Features

  • Total Length: 19 inches
  • Insertable Length: 17 inches
  • Circumference (Girth): 14.5 inches
  • Material: Silicone

Pros

  • Able to select sizes and firmness

Cons

  • Does not stand on its own

Organdur the Sex Demon XXXL is the only dildo on the list that comes with claws instead of testicles at the base of his shaft. While it looks sharp, it is actually made of silicone which does not give you cuts-related injury if you manage to take him that far.

There is a good 2 inches from the base of the dildo to the end of the dildo, which makes it easy to grip and control the dildo during play.


22.5 inches – Tentacle Dildo

Tentacle Dildo

Features

  • Total Length: 23.8 inches
  • Insertable Length: 22.5 inches
  • Circumference (Girth): 8.25 inches
  • Material: Silicone

Pros

  • Long shaft for anal training or extreme anal play
  • Able to select types of base and firmness

Cons

  • Cannot choose the firmness level

Tentacle Dildo is the longest dildo on the list which measures over 20 inches. Instead of smooth or textured shafts that the other dildos have, Tentacle Dildo comes with suckers on the surface of the dildo. The suctions are not just for show, and you can clearly feel the suction pulling as you insert the dildo into your hole.

The head of the dildo is pointed which makes it easier to slide it into your hole. It is also flexible to maneuver it easily in your hole to reach places you never thought existed.


What other large dildos can I get to train up for monster dildos?

You can look at our selection of large dildos if you don’t feel that you can conquer these monster dildos as yet.

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